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I’m ready for my closeup…


Someone wake me when the Pulitzer People call…

Diva Kitty (CC)Yawn…. Another new day, another increase in lensrank… 😉 One becomes so used to fame so quickly… *Yawn*

LOL

Am I fooling anyone??? OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!! This is so cool!

My article that I was so happy about yesterday:

Easy Line Dances for Weddings, Company Picnics, Family Reunions, and Parties of all Kinds

has gone up AGAIN in the rankings when they released the current numbers this morning including daily stats from yesterday!

[drum roll please]

# 1   in Entertainment & Media » Dance » Other Dance Topics
# 1   in Entertainment & Media » Dance
#66 in Entertainment & Media

and…

# 770 Overall

out of almost 2 million articles!!!! WOO HOO

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OMG!!!! I’m #83 in Entertainment & Media!!!!!


They like me!  They really really like me!
I am a very HAPPY CAMPER!!

OMG!!! OMG!!! I iz Awesome ©2011OMG!!! I’m at #83 in Entertainment and #1,052 overall!!!!!! that so ROCKS!!!!!

uH-HUH! UH-HUH!!!! UH-HUH!!!! WOOT! WOO WHO! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

And this is before I’ve had coffee..

This is going to be an AWESOME day!

Zipity do da…Zippity ay, my oh my….

My Best Lens so far…

Yesterday I posted:

My top ranking lens is “Easy Line Dances for Weddings, Company Picnics, Family Reunions, and Parties of all Kinds

That lens {what Squidoo calls articles} just clocked in at
No. 3 in the top 100 Dance list.

AND…  it is ranked #1,292 overall

But honestly, I am jazzed that so many people are enjoying the post! It really gives me a great feeling.

Hmmmm…I hope that isn’t the pain meds! LOL

This Morning….

FYI, Squidoo organizes their lenses by subject/Topic into three levels/sub-levels.  Here is where I rank from most specific to most general…

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If you will indulge me… I’m going to brag just a bit


Keep the rotten tomatoes handy in case my head gets TOO Big…

I iz Awesome ©2011One of the things I’ve been doing to create new income, since losing my job, is to write online.

The first actual money from this writing won’t show up until August, but all in all, I think it is shaping up into a very nice endeavor.

In case you were wondering, yes, there are people who actually do make money at it.  If you’re curious and want some cold hard statistics check out Greekgeek’s Squidoo Stats.

But I digress…  Back to that bragging thing…  😉

My Best Lens so far…

#3 in Dance!My top ranking lens is “Easy Line Dances for Weddings, Company Picnics, Family Reunions, and Parties of all Kinds” Here is the link to the article if you’d like to read it: http://tinyurl.com/7ggmx3u

That lens {what Squidoo calls articles} just clocked in at No. 3 in the top 100 Dance list.

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Where is the ‘Me” in Health? — After all, it is all about ‘Moi’!


The Da Vinci ManLet Others Define “Health” For You?

In my last post “What is Health?” I showed you, my dear readers, all four of you who are reading this, how to search the web to find out how other people define “health.”  Many of those definitions are reliable and offered by experts in their fields.  You could, of course chose your definition of “health and fitness” from among them.

Or, one could, I suppose, rely upon the reactions of others around you to let you know that you’re fit and healthy.  Hmmmm…  I can envision it now, months from now having finished my journey and living a lifestyle of health, I strut, *ahem*, stride down the streets of Oaklawn……

[ Cue the music for the fantasy sequence … ]

Model with awesome bodyBeing Fit and Healthy means having pecs of death.  It means having biceps and triceps of steel that send shivers of desire up the spine of every red-blooded gay man who sees me.  It means having a set of abs that will stop traffic.  Gay men will look at me and drool.  Straight men will look at me and feel insecure.  Straight women will weep because they can only look but not touch.  Butch biker lesbians will nod their heads in approval.  Being fit and healthy means I will have a body like the guy in the photo to the left.

When people me see me they will…

. . . kinda grunt like they’ve just been punched and softly say “Mer-say!”  while fanning their face with their palm.

Folks will…

. . . turn to their friends and whisper “There ought to be laws,” accompanied by a slight shake of the head and followed by a soft sigh of longing while craning their neck for another glimpse of my perfect physique…

And, some, sadly, will be envious of my success; those poor souls who have been starving themselves silly and have been sweating their ass off in a gym for weeks will glare and mumble…

. . . “Let’s tie the bitch down and stuff Twinkies down her throat! She’s obviously had work done.”

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