“As the Boots Turn” #2, Sleep, Stress, and Number Two

Cat - Cowboy 04 (CC)[cue the intro music, roll the opening credits, cue the voice over]

At the end of yesterday’s episode,  the hero of our tale had just paid a visit to the local watering hole.  Feeling refreshed and generously buying a beer for the fella at the end of the bar, he left and headed off to deal with Number Two.

[cut the dramatic music with a screeching crashing sound effect; zoom in close on the  face of our hero as he rides his trusty steed… …Uhmmm… drives his Toyota Tacoma about the streets of Dallas Texas]

“It is “Number two on the LIST! you idiot!  Cut!  Can someone get the voice over guy a script!?!?   Maybe he can learn his lines before the next take?!?!   Sheesh.  Ok, everybody back to their start positions!  Quickly, quickly, we’re losing the light and we’re over budget!”

Doth quoth our hero and director and screen writer!  🙂

Those who missed yesterday’s episode of “As the Boots Turn”  and who want to catch up on the action so far, can find it here: A Disaster or an Opportunity? Glass Half Full or Half Empty?

Resting, Sleeping, and Repairing the damage…

When my life changed so dramatically and I was no longer going into work five days a week, the thing that hit me like a smack in the face, was just how tired I was.  We’re not talking “oh, I’m feeling a little peaked.”   We’re talking a… …deep down, bone weary, crushing, I-don’t-want-to-move-a-single-finger kind of tired.  Exhaustion in other words.  Physical and mental exhaustion.  The kind of thing where just getting out of bed seemed a formidable goal to achieve.

Cat sleeping on a pillow [CC]Over the past month, I have slept a minimum of 8-9 hours a night.  The first couple weeks I was sleeping 10-12 hours each and every night.   Finally, just this past week, the number of hours I sleep has leveled out to an average of 8  hours out of every 24, but occasionally I’ll sleep nine.  Even with an average of 8 hours each night, I find myself taking afternoon naps and my sleep pattern isn’t regular yet.  I feel very cat-like.  Sleeping in shorter 4-6 hour chunks that can fall anywhere in a 24 hour period.  Very strange, but not unheard of …

…It is called “Irregular sleep-wake rhythm“, which means sleeping at very irregular times, and usually more than twice per day (waking frequently during the night and taking naps during the day) but with total time asleep typical for the person’s age.

Nonetheless, despite this irregular pattern, I can literally feel my body getting healthier as I become more rested.  The contrast in how I feel now and how I felt five weeks ago is stark, striking, amazing, and revelatory.

The Pain is Gone…

I’ve known for a while, really the past two years  or so that I was tired all the time.  Indeed, “I’m tired.” was my usual answer when someone would ask “Hey Tony, how are you?”  I also knew I was stressed, but it was not until that stress vanished did I truly realize just how stressed I was!

Stress and Pain Collage ©Nor did I realize just how many horrible things were happening to my body because of the stress, including being tired all the time.   The stress vanishing and the corresponding release in tension feels like pushing hard against a door only to find it unlatched and it swings open easily.  Or like preparing to lift a heavy box only to find it weighs a couple of ounces.

Also, for the past couple years I’ve been having regular, almost daily, blinding tension headaches.  My neck and shoulder muscles were in constant knots; people who touched them would literally express shock and surprise at how rock solid they were.  I was having headaches so regularly which normal over the counter drugs couldn’t affect, that I actually have prescription medication for them.

And just before I lost my job,  I had begun suffering from back spasms on a regular basis–two or three times a month.  Now both the headaches and the back spasms are gone.  Vanished.  Puff!  Since becoming unemployed,  like magic, the knots in my neck and shoulders are gone and  I have not had a single tension headache or back spasm in the past month.

The stress had me so mentally beat down that the slightest task seemed a herculean effort.  Every task required intense concentration.  Now, I’m literally bubbling over with ideas and plans.

Is that much sleep good for you?

Truthfully, I’ve been worried about how much I’ve been sleeping so I’ve been doing a lot of reading and here is the summary of how all that applies to me. I’ll put links to the original articles down at the bottom of this post, but the short answer is “yes, it is good for me.”  My body knows what it is doing and I should let it run its course.

What’s going on is a combination of three things which can all be summed up by saying “I’m returning to a normal sleep pattern.”   In other words, my body is demanding extra sleep in order to  (1) repair the damage caused by chronic sleep deprivation, (2) deal with the accumulated stress effects on my body caused by my old job, and perhaps most importantly, (3) my body clock is resetting and establishing a regular routine.  At my old job, I had a very a very strange schedule which made following a “regular sleep routine” extremely difficult:

Mon– 12:15 pm – 9:15 pm
Tue– 9:15 am – 6:15 pm
Wed– 9:00 am – 6:00 pm
Thu– 9:00 am – 6:00 pm
Fri– 8:15 am – 5:15 pm
Sat & Sun – off

…unless it was the weeks on either side of the third weekend of the month…

…then I’d take the Friday preceding the 3rd weekend off because I worked Saturday on the 3rd weekend.  I’d work the Sunday on the 3rd weekend but the library was only open half a day (5 hour scheduled shift).  Since Sunday was only five hours, I’d have three hours I’d have to “make up” so that I could take the entire day off on the following Wednesday.  To do this, I’d add an hour to Sunday, Monday, and Thursday to make up the 3 hours to get a total of 8 hours “flex plus” that I could take off on Wednesday “flex minus” in order to avoid having to work Sat-Fri, a seven-day stretch.  Or I’d have to take three hours of vacation.

Got all that?  I thought not.  Read it again if you really want to, but the point is that my work schedule was WHACKED and not anything like a normal 8-5 or  9-6 M-F schedule.   Which meant that my sleep schedule was also WHACKED!

What I’m recovering from and what was happening to me at my old job even has a name.  It is called “Shift Work Sleep Disorder.”

What time zone are we in?

Not a morning cat ©2011Now, to this whacked up schedule, factor in periodic self-inflicted schedule changes and weekend swaps with other supervisors to accommodate my wanting to attend dance events which unfortunately happened to be on the 3rd weekend of the month and you’ve got a recipe for a body clock that doesn’t know if it is in Dallas, Geneva or Australia!  Six years of working this schedule has fried my Circadian Rhythms.  And my natural body rhythm was already out of sync from the “regular business world” to begin with!  There is even a name for what I’m talking about:  “Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorders

Me trim and fit at the Hotter than Hell 100 ©2011If I follow my “natural body rhythm” which is slowly being re-established, I go to bed between 1 and 2 am in the morning and sleep to 9 or 10 am.  This is of course offset by a couple of hours from the “normal” business world.  This too has a name: “Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder (DSPD).”

The best job I ever had in terms of how well it meshed with my natural body rhythm was when I worked the 2nd shift at the University of Texas Arlington Library.  I would come into work at 3 pm, work to midnight, get off work, go home (a 5 minute commute), piddle around the house, go to bed around 1 or 2 am, sleep to 9 or 10, get up, exercise, ride my bike, do the “stuff of living” and then repeat.  That time period, coincidentally, was when I was at my fittest and healthiest.  Check out the photo if you don’t believe me!

Cat sleeping in the net of a socer goal with caption that reads "I haz a goal and I iz sleepinz on itz."My ultimate goal is to adjust my “natural rhythm” so that I go to bed around midnight and get up around 8 am.  That’s a shift of about two hours, which would bring me more in sync with most of the business world.  Unless a miracle occurs, I still won’t be a morning person, but at least I’ll be up at the same time as everyone else.  Making this two-hour adjustment, according to the articles I’ve read is achievable with planning, dedication, and patience.

It just takes time.  Time which I now have as I take the reins of my new “job” which is “taking care of Tony and getting Tony fit and healthy”.

We’re still working on a shorter job title but hey the CEO of the company who hired me is a really nice guy named Tony and there is this cool Diva of a secretary who only shows up every once in a while to do battle with the dust bunnies.  She has this awesome tiara and she always gives me some of her bon-bons. 😉

Step by Step…  Adjusting to my new *ahem* “job”

The number one task of my new-found self-appointed “job” is to get my sleep habits stabilized.  Once once they stabilize and return to what I know to be my personal “normal pattern”, I’ll work to shift them by about two hours so that they sync up with the regular “business world.”

Cat - Cowboy 05 (CC)[cue the music, cue the voice over]

As we close out this episode of “As the Boots Turn…” we ask again that puzzling question which the hero of our show struggles to answer on his quest for knowledge:  “Is the glass half full or half empty?”  It seems, dearest viewers, uhmmm… readers pretending to be viewers, that the answer is likely to be “half full” but only time and more commercial breaks will tell.

Stay tuned and join us next time on “As the Boots Turn…” when our hero will find him faced with an episode of road rage…

See ya on the dance floor!

Related Links and Articles:


About TxCowboyDancer

Professional Dance Instructor teaching Country, Ballroom, Swing, Latin and Line Dance. Eleven time Country Dance World Champion.

Posted on Mon, Apr 16, 2012, in Misc and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 19 Comments.

  1. Love the pictures of the cats!! Especially the awesome cowboy hat cat, he looks quite happy. Maybe photography is an opption for employment…..Tammy


    • Hi Tammy, I wish I could take credit for taking the photos. Alas, I can not. 🙂 Check out my Photo Credits Page (http://wp.me/PSBrW-mp) to see links to the original owners, and some more photos of cats in cowboy hats.

      About 90% of the images I use in my blog are Creative Commons, the other 10% fall under Fair Usage or they are ones I create myself. Cheers!


  1. Pingback: “As the Boots Turn…” — An Episode of Road Rage (almost) « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  2. Pingback: “As the Boots Turn” Episode #4, Depression, Drugs and Medical Varmits! « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  3. Pingback: Paradigm Shift — “There is no spoon” « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  4. Pingback: Week One on Jenny Craig – NOT! – Let’s Dance Instead! « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  5. Pingback: I’m a writer! I’m a Squid! Woo Hoo! « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  6. Pingback: Weekly Feature Added, Morning Coffee, and Being Self-Employed « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  7. Pingback: I Feel Special! — Someone Blogged about “Moi” « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  8. Pingback: Confessions, Bragging, and Losing Ten Pounds Without Trying « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  9. Pingback: Ways to Save Money on Jenny Craig Food « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  10. Pingback: My Inner Domestic Diva has been dusting and… « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  11. Pingback: Cats, Capitalists, and Transformations… « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  12. Pingback: New Post: “Secret Hidden Previously Unknown Squidoo Tool Discovered by a Squidlet” « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  13. Pingback: Dancers Are Special People « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  14. Pingback: If you will indulge me… I’m going to brag just a bit « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  15. Pingback: OMG!!!! I’m #83 in Entertainment & Media!!!!! « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  16. Pingback: OMG!!!! I’m #83 in Entertainment & Media!!!!! « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

  17. Pingback: I’m ready for my closeup… « 5-6-7-8! Dancing my way to a Healthy Me!

Join the discussion or just say "Howdy"

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: