307.4 lbs!!!! OMG!
Did I mention that my weight today on the scale was 307.4 lbs? I did, oh, then that’s it . I now return you to your normally scheduled…
BUT WAIT! 307.4!!!! Didchagetthat?!?!
That, my dear readers, is LESS THAN 310!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
I do declare I may faint from happiness! The vapors; the VAYpoors…. I haz tha VAYpoor…. Swoooooooon
[yes, the image of a hairy balding 50 something white dude swooning
like an old time silent film star is going to be stuck in your head for the rest of the day]
But I haven’t seen 310 in AGES! let alone been UNDER 310 — that, my friends, is swoon worthy!
THIS IS HUGE (pardon the pun)
COLLOSUL… COLLOSEL ? COlluseaoul?
REALLY REALLY BIG!
Darn you spell check! You failed me when I needed you most! How do you spell that word anyway!
For those of you keeping count. That makes my total weight loss just a teeny bit under 25 lbs — close enough to round to 25!!!
Woot! Uh-huh! WHO da man? Huh? WhoseYerDaddy?!! Take THAT foul fatness!
Why the sudden and dramatic downward trend?
Dude, I’m doin’ drugs.
Don’t getcher panties in a twist. They are legal “diabetic” drugs. But because my body is starting to behave the way it should, it is no longer sending FEED ME messages all the time
Which means that I’m not eating as much.
Which means that I’m using the abundant supplies of food I have stored in the subcutaneous and intramuscular spaces in my body and TAH DAH! WEIGHT LOSS!
Whew! I’m worn out! I need a cigarette. Well not really, but you get the gist… wink wink
Did I mention I weighed 307.4 lbs today? Oh, I did, ok then.
See ya on the dance floor!
7.5 Pounds gone since 6.19.2015!!!!!!!!!
I’m freakin’ out here! Literally I’m typing with this HUGE ear to ear smile on my face. Do you know what is like to drink your morning coffee with your lips stretched out ear to ear?
Messy. Very messy.
But SEVEN FRIGGIN’ POUNDS! It’s a miracle! I’m seeing the face of Elvis in my coffeemate! There are frogs raining from the sky!
Ok, ok, I am a weeeeeeeeeee bit excited by this.
You may have noticed.
I do have trouble opening up and expressing myeslf after all. I need to work on that.
SEVEN POUNDS! and 1% body fat! In LESS THAN TWO WEEKS!
Did I mention I have lost weight? Oh, I did? ooops. My bad.
Just to be specific: I weighed 318.6 lbs on 19-June-2015. This morning, (AM reading), 02-July-2015, just 13 days later I weighed 311.12 lbs
318.6 – 311.12 = 7.48 (rounding) = 7.5 lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH. EM. GEE! Like totally! [in my best Valley Girl voice]
This morning’s revelation…
No, I’m not going all Biblical on you. Revelation as in “news.” Back on 6-19-2015 or 25-June-2015 for my European friends, I weighed in.
I had not stepped onto the scale in literally months. Yes, I had been a bad boy. Mea Cupla. I had partaken of the chocolate chip cookies. I had drank of the 100% whole milk. I had eaten of the deep dish pizza.
Maxima Mea Culpa.
And my doctor had given me a Read the rest of this entry
A special apology to all my readers for spamming your in-boxes. I’m on some serious pain relievers as I recover from my surgery (post on that coming in just a bit).
I deleted the post that I sent out earlier this morning and recreated it from scratch because it was full of errors. That’s what I get for not proof reading.
So, my apologies and here is the corrected post.
I’ve updated one of my articles:
Updated monthly, this is the July 2012 post.
How many of these dances do you know?
See ya on the dance floor!
- If you will indulge me… I’m going to brag just a bit (txcowboydancer.com)
- Cats, Capitalists, and Transformations… (txcowboydancer.com)
- Easy Line Dances for Company Picnics, Weddings, Family Reunions, and Parties of all Kinds (txcowboydancer.com)
- OMG!!!! I’m #83 in Entertainment & Media!!!!! (txcowboydancer.com)
- Mea Culpa (thelexicans.wordpress.com)
Come on drugs!!!!
Be warned. I.m going to only correct the worst of the typos. 😉
- Woke up this am in major pain; must hav bumped arm.
- holhing it cradled onpillow whike typing w/ 1 finger
- grunting every once in while
- left arm also hurts cause i’m doing EVERYTHING with it
- literally sweating whle i type this. glad i’m not female; i’d never have kid!
- NOT LIKE PAIN
- not like at ALL
- room is mess
My pre-op is Monday afternoon. Surgery is Wed morning. I have to be @ hospital at 7:45 am EEEEK. Depending on my roomate/Best Friend who is a saint to get me there. Mike is his name. Sweet guy. He’s single btw…primo husband material
ouch arm twinged…
looking forward to having cast cause will be able to do stuff again and will be off these DRUGS
love / hate drugs
Can take up to 2 every4-6 hrs will take 2nd here in minute if i have to; probably will need to really hurts this morn.
pillow for supp[ort really helps but fingers swell if left ther too long
hate the drugs causew they either knock me out and i sleep day away orthry slow everything down… thoughts, body both go into slow motion like hitting mental quicksand/ molasses
Step right up folks.. see the dancer on drugs! He bee Funnee!
I do have an education…
But it must not reside in my left hand. LOL My left hand seems to be my remedial side. Bad hand! No bisquit!
No, I don’t deal with pain very well…
Drugs have kicked in now but brain is now wrapped in cotton and bubble wrap and fuzzt slippers and oatmeally mush
life is good in other words
Next six months
Gonna be interesting. Time to either ackshually accomplish my goals or give up.
I vote in favor of kickin things in high gear and being the me i wznt to be
This whole broken wrist episode is going to make a great chapter in my book
Some Travel pics from New Mexico
Just for fun here are some of my best shots from my trip. Stories behind the pics later when cast is on wrist
Brain and arm are now stoned and numb
time to fall asleep now
See ya on the…… snzzzzzzzzz